Note from the Editor: This is (apparently) a recurring column, we’re going on 4 weeks. Peyton knows there’s more than enough dirt going on in this City to fill three weekly columns, but this is on a national level. Under no amount of torture, threat of litigation or tickling will I reveal the identity of Von Tiny Paige, because I have no idea who he/she is. Please enjoy.
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The Von is set to expose facts that the world has not seen associated with this new comer to the political scene, Joe Biden. If all of these things are true… If HALF of these things are true about the next in line as possible leader of the free world, we are in for a WORLD OF HURT. Good point. A WORLD OF MORE PAINFUL HURT.
- Barack Obama’s church and church leaders have been widely covered for anti-American remarks. But did you know Joe Biden’s churches are really crazy cults? You may have seen some videos in the past but hold on to your hats ladies. THEY WANT TO START A WAR! Watch the whole thing at least until they talk about fire and smoke. Seriously. Instant internet classic.
- Even big time speech writers and supporters of Senator Obama call his pick for VP, BIDEN, BULLSHIT!
- Every sensible person decries Karl Rove and the Bush Administration “losing” years worth of emails. HA HA HA. Nothing to see here. But did you know Biden has volumes of emails he is keeping from the American public before this election?
- Despite being on the ticket with an African American, Joe Biden is a confirmed RACIST!
- IF being a racist, liar, (even getting his runnin mate to tell useless lies) and email hider seem like the best way to court the conservative base to come over, the VTP thinks this VP candidate is the bridge to nowhere.
- Joe Biden’s hot sticky oil guzzling transportation and accomodation NIGHTMARE!
VTP would like to congratulate our Sherrif Ruthafud and Mayor Payitin and City Council Handsomeman Dan your church sucks Davis for sucking it up for the little people and deciding to spend time as chairs of the McCain Palin effort in Duval. If the 4% turnout that got them into office told them anything it was to support lobbyist based lifeforms and overtly divisive militant Christians. Because if they don’t shove planet destructing oil down your throat in the name of our savior Jesus Christ who will?
Plus its not like there is any crime or real problems in this city. Buck up losers and vote McCain! I’m sure they have LOTS of time to really push for Palin’s renewed energy in family values. Like unprotected teen sex. She has sizzle. Any mother of 5 who says she is a pit bull with lipstick (first thought Art Shad) really makes the VTP think: She is an attack dog with no ability to determine right from wrong and will attack even unprovoked? WTF.
I want comments and I want TIPS vontinypaige@gmail.com. Remember Jacksonville – THE VTP HAS YOUR BACK
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